Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Ladies don't puke and tell
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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