im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
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He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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