I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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