i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
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So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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