I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
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So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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