I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just found puke in my bra..
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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