My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Randomize
