His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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