when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
No subtext here. People are naked.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
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It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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