I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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