hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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