Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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