Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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