We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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