the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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