just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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