He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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