doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
i think my cat just said my name.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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