to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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