Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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