he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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