I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
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I just googled if crying burns calories
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
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Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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