Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
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Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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