I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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