i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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