I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Ambien. No doubt about it.
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
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Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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