No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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