What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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