I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
being pregnant is like rehab
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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