What a fucking waste of an outfit
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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