perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
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It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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