is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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