You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I should be sponsored by Trojan
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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