Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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