spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
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Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
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