I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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