didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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