Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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