she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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