I look better un-naked...
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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