Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
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Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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