How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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