I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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