do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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