My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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