i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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