omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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