lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
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Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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