No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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