Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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