I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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