3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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