The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
i've created a new STD.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
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Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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