I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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