Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i barfeds in our rink
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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